Clook

A clook is a chicken that is a criminal/escaped convict. Or a clothes hanger.

I think that chicken is a clook, because it has a brand on his chest.

by Sidney Wollins June 19, 2014

Captain Cook

When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)

Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"

Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"

by Jazzmoid October 30, 2010

Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009

dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.

Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour

by Gozzy August 20, 2006

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008

Garth Crooks

WHAT A BASTARD!!

Garth crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009

Cooked

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.

Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "

by cortez7 October 13, 2016