Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

crackerjackin

When you are on E and coke at the same time

Liz was rolling on E while high on coke, she was hardcore crackerjackin

by Youdog February 1, 2014

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

Cracker

Just a biscut

John: I ate a cracker
Fred: ok

by 1Bag2 January 28, 2017

Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.

You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!

by Wadeo June 6, 2017