A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
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Typically at high school football games & malls. They actually think they have authority because they boss around kids for standing in the grass.
Typically at high school football games & malls. They actually think they have authority because they boss around kids for standing in the grass.
Doug - "Yo, you just are that? Talk about a waste of tax money."
Gus - "Yeah, They be puttin Prop-cops everywhere like they be makin a difference."
Doug - "Right, and the jack-offs really take their jobs seriously. They're getting ready to pull their gun because these teens be loitering."
Gus - "Yeah, They be puttin Prop-cops everywhere like they be makin a difference."
Doug - "Right, and the jack-offs really take their jobs seriously. They're getting ready to pull their gun because these teens be loitering."
by Gesser September 15, 2023
Get the Prop-cop mug.The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
Get the Rent-a-cop mug.yo it's the cops outside cuz i plugged in my keyboard and mouse to my xbox and played with those controls.
by super idol but the second one October 8, 2023
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To get over being uncomfortable!
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by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019
Get the Copped mug.when a frantic ex calls cops on a big, angry, high, ex con to punch her out....cops come, and mr. almost always REFUSE to obey COP demands.......i.e. Cop - Rusal. ...merch they didn't pay for...but took anyway..........Cop Rusal....... obey all laws and avoid these situations, yo
LaShawn and Orpheeneesha Terrell were telling me at the bail bond store that many of the lower rung of humans in whatever city have the nerve to say cops are corrupt Cop-Rusal to that, Girlfriend. Cops should Refuse or Cop-Rusal to be treated so unfairly. If Dontell and L'Roy obeyed cop instructions.......right?
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