phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020

condomer

a kickass skateboard trick that involves a 360 ollie and a 180 kickflip

dude he just did a condomer.

by smokeyjoe08 July 4, 2009

Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

by !Hey February 15, 2023

luggage condom

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022

Condom Corp

A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.

y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀

by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022