Vampires who love Burberry and will suck the life out of you by spraying you with Lynx. Allergic to rock music, they find their power in heavy gold jewellery (hooped earrings for the females, thick chains for the males). If their power source is stolen or taken, they will scream “You’re well gonna get beatin’s!” before bursting into flames and dying.
by Freakything May 12, 2007
Get the Chavampire mug.The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.
"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"
"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"
"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"
by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007
Get the Chavalingus mug.Chava is someone who is very energetic and always loves to party, she loves to dance and sing . She’s stunning inside and out . Everyone loves her . Chava will always be there for u in any time weather she’s mad at u or loves u if u need her she’s got u under any circumstance. Chava has light brown hair and dark eyes. She is one for the books . She’s very into trends and always looks good . She’s got spunk like no other . Any boy is lucky to have Chava
by Keeth deld August 18, 2019
Get the Chava mug.* the chavlet is the next generation of chavs. gawd save us all
* a smaller version of a regular chav really
* usually got chavvy parents/siblings/cousins etc. or the product of a chavette and chav procreating.
* between the ages of 6 and 11 (after that age they either get a life and develop their own style, or become fully fledged chavs)
* think they are 'hard' 'cause they have 'hard' relatives....poor souls
* a smaller version of a regular chav really
* usually got chavvy parents/siblings/cousins etc. or the product of a chavette and chav procreating.
* between the ages of 6 and 11 (after that age they either get a life and develop their own style, or become fully fledged chavs)
* think they are 'hard' 'cause they have 'hard' relatives....poor souls
I'm going to get my brother/cousin/mum on you! (please note that chavlet's grammar and spelling is corrected to a level, where the rest of the population can understand!)
by {kleine duiwel} October 18, 2005
Get the chavlet mug.A truly horrendous, offensively customised car with a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting body kit with a shite paint job, alloy wheels, and a suspension lower than whale shit, rear spoiler and a peashooter exhaust system with one or two horse knobs. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Steve :- Ay-up boys, old Jamie's really excited about getting his chavrolet back from the repair shop. 's gorra nuther sticker on it.
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
Get the Chavrolet mug.A term used to describe or characterise any (large) building in which chavs frequently congregate, e.g. Malls, Cinema complexes
by Jo-jo Ago-go March 6, 2007
Get the Chavoplex mug.A generic term for black chavs. This subspecies has been given immunity to do whatever it damn well likes, as to try to stand up for yourself and society is consider racist and un-PC.
Characteristically seen in a dangerously driven, stupidly attired chav mobile, rap clubs where the baseline could drive a half-brick through a concrete wall, or any type of market or shopping centre.
They are slightly more dangerous than the average chav, if only because of the risk of blinding due to sunlight reflecting off of the even-more-insane-than-normal amounts of bling worn. Of course, they WANT to be considered tough. But, however, this is extremely unlikely. This is because they would cack their little (Burberry) panties and run for mummy at the prospect of something even remotely resembling a fair fight (i.e. less than 12:1 in their favour).
Characteristically seen in a dangerously driven, stupidly attired chav mobile, rap clubs where the baseline could drive a half-brick through a concrete wall, or any type of market or shopping centre.
They are slightly more dangerous than the average chav, if only because of the risk of blinding due to sunlight reflecting off of the even-more-insane-than-normal amounts of bling worn. Of course, they WANT to be considered tough. But, however, this is extremely unlikely. This is because they would cack their little (Burberry) panties and run for mummy at the prospect of something even remotely resembling a fair fight (i.e. less than 12:1 in their favour).
Man in Pub: Look at that! Thirty youths are attacking an old lady! We should help her!
Drinking Partner: We can't. They're all Chavricans, look. We don't want to be considered racist, do we?
Man in Pub: Too right. Another Drink?
Drinking Partner: We can't. They're all Chavricans, look. We don't want to be considered racist, do we?
Man in Pub: Too right. Another Drink?
by When I am king, chavs will be first against the wall... July 6, 2007
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