Cardi P(igeon)

When you're walking by outside and suddenly hear a pigeon or so go "okurr"

Cardi P(igeon)
Did any of you just hear that musician, cardi, cardi P??

by persinnime December 24, 2025

Cardology

Cardology
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.

I can’t come out tonight, I’m doing cardology — I have to wet-form an inverse dome and fire-spin a triangle into a top."

by Heymuse December 25, 2025

Cardologist

Cardologist
noun
A practitioner of cardology; someone who studies, manipulates, or communes with cardboard instead of getting a normal hobby.
Example:
"He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."

He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."

by Heymuse December 25, 2025

Carbio

When one binges carbs in an almost race like behavior consuming all the carbs they can find in a specific period of time. Carbio can be done in long or short stretches, but stretching is rarely apart of carbio other than the elastic on your pants.

Dang dude this week was rough I need to do some comfort carbio!

by Prancerton December 29, 2025

master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003

The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, Cherry Sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. Made famous by Colin "The Cardinal" Hill each element is red to represent the fact Cardinal is actually a reddy colour. It is often consumed with milk and bread.

"Lets have ourselves a Cardinal"
"Oh no The Cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever"

by Colin H March 29, 2008

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010