caliban

Caliban - A half man/half monster that is in the shakespeare play called "The Tempest". He is a man that is ugly as hell and looks like a dog. He smells of shit and eats only fish.

Simon: Why dont u go out with that nice lad then?
Kate: Omg now way he is such a caliban.

by Tjdjmaster June 2, 2008

.99 caliber

A firearm capable of decapitating an elephant with one shot.

Chuck Norris keeps a .99 caliber... INSIDE HIS REAL GUN.

by we found a problem January 4, 2009

california

Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.

person A: I'm from California, LOVE ME!!!!
person B: Why are you patting yourself on the back?

by hoboace December 9, 2007

california diet

a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.

I lost 5 pounds last week, been on that 24 hour california diet.

by katiekrunkbatch August 17, 2011

california

the 31st state to be admitted to the u.s.. home to about 40 million people, most of whom were actually born in other states, especially arizona. Also home to a disproportionate amount of pollution, traffic jams, gang activity, drugs, riots, earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, superficial people, monotonous weather, hollywood, water and power shortages...

california... a nice place to visit, but it's not so great for living there...

by deeznutz May 7, 2003

California Drought

The act of shitting on someones chest and leaving it sit there to dry

I gave your girlfriend the nicest california drought last night

by Lee-Shaw January 12, 2009

California Elevator

This involves 3 people, 2 males and a female. One male lifts the other male, up and down, as the woman lies underneith and receives the male orally.

I saw Josh California Elevatoring with his mom and his neighbor. Who was also a male..

by Josh Negros June 5, 2009