unexpected turd

A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.

E.G

Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd

by Tjdjmaster May 30, 2008

caliban

Caliban - A half man/half monster that is in the shakespeare play called "The Tempest". He is a man that is ugly as hell and looks like a dog. He smells of shit and eats only fish.

Simon: Why dont u go out with that nice lad then?
Kate: Omg now way he is such a caliban.

by Tjdjmaster May 31, 2008

empty sack

Emty sack - An empty sack is a ballsack that hasno sperm inside it.

Guy: Hey bitch im guna come all over you
Gal: Go on then big boy
Guy: Oh no i have an empty sack!
Gal: Omg!

by Tjdjmaster May 30, 2008