crankslap 

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

crankslap by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

Cranks 

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.

Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.

Cranks by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

Crankapus 

Adjective describing someones bad mood.

I hate when you are a crankapus after a long day at work!
You are such a crankapus sometimes.

Crankapus by Luis Petri April 14, 2010

Crankn' it. 

The Act Of rolling in your very MASSIVE penis, so you can proform daily tasks, without your cock slapping you in the feet or dragging on the floor. A very hard task to preform. so mother, bothers, sister, fathers, friends, teacher. may help with this. normaly takes hours for those special people with the gift. (: *cough*meredyth;anna&bethany*cough**cough*

Meredyth- im soo tired!!
Anna- to much Crankn' it. ??
Meredyth- YESS took me 3 hours this morning.
Bethany- ohh, mine took agess aswell, soo mum helped me out,, got her panting too.(;

Anna- OMG, my mom is helpin me now!
Meredyth- uhh mine too. that what they are there for anywayyys.

Crankn' it. by 5 hour cranker (; April 25, 2010

crank 

an act of theft or a form of action

theft: Im about to go to Walmart and crank all they dvds

action: Im bout to go home and crank a shower

crank by drehaynes September 4, 2010

crankellino 

A very cranky person of Italian (or part Italian) descent

Person 1: "Man, Bridget was moody today"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's a real crankellino"

crankellino by Committee Against Crankellinos September 14, 2010