Couch dancing

1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.

3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.

Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.

It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.

Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.

by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 12, 2018

couchwetting

The act of orgasming on a couch or sofa like seat, and releasing onto the cushions below. This can occur for a man or woman, especially for a woman, but especially for a woman who squirts. Men, too.

He aroused me so much, that couchwetting occurred, and I left a big stain as evidence of my orgasm.

by badamy December 12, 2018

couch rice

A lazy asian couch potato

Look at him he is such a couch rice

by Kabcam December 15, 2018

CouchHand

A person who always “accidentally” touches you while you and said person are laying on a couch

Bill: Is Sara couchhanding you?

Sophia: Yes! She won’t stop, if she couchhands me one more time i’m gonna hit her.

by nana jan we February 16, 2020

Couchercise

A made-up word that is neither funny nor unique from that horribly annoying cricket wireless commercial.

It's supposed to be a hybrid of the words 'couch' and 'exercise', meaning exerting physical activity from one's couch, which is obviously paradoxical.

Person A: "Hey, does couchercise still count as exercise?"
Person B: "Why are you quoting that awful t.v. commercial?"

by 747800987 August 10, 2020

Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.

We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.

by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021