2 definitions by Dr. Von Dickenberger

Meat Curtain- A fat and/ or stretched out pussy.
When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018
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1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.

3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.

It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.

Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 13, 2018
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