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baking a cake 

It's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently.

Spending a lot of time with a certain someone.

Usually referred towards guys with a certain someone.
"Is ____ coming out tonight?"
"No, he's at home baking a cake with his woman."

Cup caking

better than sex cake 

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
better than sex cake by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

Cakefarts 

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Leah Treacy from Toronto is into Cakefarts. She actually indulged in a video showing her blasting a birthday cake with her anus.
Cakefarts by Adolphus Titus March 15, 2011

cake face 

someone who wears so much makeup that
if they got water splashed on them.
their face would melt off.
exposing an ugly being.
most times they just go overboard.
and it looks terrible and too dark,
ew.
dont touch her gooey swamp cake face
i dont know what lurks under there,
cake face by ashleyinshock February 17, 2009

cake sniffing

The way to determine the life expectancy of a used urinal cake
"Hey, wanna go cake sniffing and let me know how long till they are spent"
cake sniffing by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Nick Caged 

To make something so beyond horrible people hate you for eternity.
Dude, if it wasn't for Sean Connery The Rock would've totally Nick Caged
Nick Caged by -a.d. March 5, 2009