Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024

Baldoni bot

Named after Justin Baldoni. A Baldoni bot is a fake account used on social media to try to undermine the misogyny a woman endures after outing an abuser. Similar to the bots created in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial to influence the jury.

“Don’t respond to that comment, it’s another Baldoni bot.”

by Yelsha420 December 30, 2024

Balloon Popper

When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob

"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"

"Yeah, she's a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 February 3, 2025

Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!

'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'

by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025

Ballonzo

A word invented by RicciolinoChad, a Reddit user.

Ballonzo is an Italian word that works like "stupid" or "idiot".
It's an adjective that can be used on videogames when you see someone acting too much defensive or camping in bushes.

Ex. "My dog is a ballonzo because he eats tennis balls"

by RicciolinoChad April 26, 2025

balloon

An act of a certain someone blowing air into a foreskin, expanding it into a balloon form. Then that certain someone ejaculates into the expanded foreskin. causing an almost water balloon form.

ima give u a balloon daddy

by Slime Da Goat March 19, 2026

balaonte

A person that will constantly talk about something they like

“Bro you are such a balaonte over Netflix”

by Anonymous4652 June 20, 2025