Muddy Buddy

An african american woman who will trade sexual intercourse with a white man for financial support and or a place to live. A Muddy Buddy could also be a one hit wonder- meaning that she will also trade rides or drugs for a little action.

Yo Johnny boy, are you still holding up that Muddy Buddy in your condo?

Johnny Boy: You bet your sweet ass I am, my wife thinks she's our renter. Little does she know I'm a bonafide Sugar Daddy of a Muddy Buddy.

by EverydaysausageShufflin''' October 1, 2013

Buddy Moon

A friend who is such a wuss and afraid of danger they remind you of a lilly white ass (moon).

Three guys came after me in the bar and my friend was such a Buddy Moon he took off leaving me to fend for myself

by Joe Billy Ray April 4, 2009

Buoyant

Something that’s like really unexpectedly cool. (The opposite would be if something were to “sink”)

Wow Amy, that party was buoyant. I can’t believe we almost didn’t go.

Opposite:
Omg Amy, that party sank. Can’t believe we thought it would be fun.

by About20ninjas June 2, 2019

Sleepover Buddy

Someone who stays the night but you never have sex with, only make out and cuddle.

This is used when someone cannot classify a relationship between themselves and another person. It is the state in between just friends and fuck buddies.

Typically you have no intentions of dating this person. The male at this point may think something more is going to happen, but the girl has no intentions of letting this happen.

Is so and so your sleepover buddy?

by JayWeezy15 March 31, 2009

buddy

A slang term used to describe a strung out junkie, especially by drug dealers in southern parts such as Florida, since these "buddies" are willing to give them all their money in exchange for the "hard stuff." A buddy's drug of choice may vary from buddy to buddy, but in most cases, cocaine (powdered or rock) remains a favorite among buddies of all ages and races. In most if not all cases, Alcohol is a closely linked companion to accompany the buddy and his/her "nose candy" (powder coke) or "monkey nuts" (crack rock). Many buddies begin their life of addiction by sprinkling a fair amount of this devil dandruff on their marijuana joints, then graduate to snorting the substance while abandoning marijuana usage. Once a buddy is hooked on the high they achieve from sniffing, they may upgrade their regimine by opting to smoke the cocaine either in its powdered form or in chunks of rock known as crack. Tinfoil pipes, small glass tubes, soda cans, and even light bulbs are some of the more common makeshift contraband that buddies use to smoke their dope with. Within as little as weeks, many tell-tale signs begin to emerge within a person that may tip off non-junkies of the buddy's "recreational" activities. These attributes are but not limited to: profuse sweating, always smelling of cheap booze, rotting/missing teeth, unkempt hair, yellow pit stains on their shirt's underarms, tweaked-out creepy red eyes, no automobile, sleeps on random peoples couches or in the streets at night, thouroughly intoxicated within an hour of waking up, extreme body odor, holes in clothing, mysterious bloody sores that seem to appear out of nowhere, massive weight loss, malnutrition, offensively bad breath, un-manicured, stringy, greasy facial hair, wearing the same clothes for weeks on end, begging for money for "food," talking to imaginary people, swearing at young children for no reason, compulsive shaking or "tweaking," small, flacid penis (in males), stinky, hairy crotch (females), and frequenting the cheap tacky local shit hole neighborhood bar. Buddies have also been linked to the use of methamphetamines (crystal meth), heroin, opium, xanax, oxycontin, and other hardcore drugs. The latest new fad for buddies involves smoking a crack/heroin mixture which is appropriatly named "buddy buddy."

"Dude, that buddy over there looks like hell, how many days in a row do you think he's worn those clothes?"

Person 1:
"Wow, I could actually smell that buddy before I could see him, for a second there I thought someone shit their pants!"

Person 2:
"He probably did, lol."

"Get the fuck away from me you grimey old buddy, I don't have any spare change."

"Bartender, could you ask that buddy over there to leave the bar..he's scaring my girlfriend, plus he stinks to high heaven!"

Person 1:
"How many buddies does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Person 2:
"I dunno, how many?"

Person 1:
"It doesn't really matter, they spend all their money on drugs and can't afford to pay the bills!!"

"Nigga you need to use more cut when you rockin' up them cookies, a lil baking soda ain't gonna hurt those buddies."

by The Real Kaptain Krunk September 21, 2007

womb buddy

A twin or someone you have known most of your life.

"Natilie and Joanna are totaly womb buddys"

by Jeff Johnson June 24, 2005

lost buddy

A friend who may not be your best friend, but is there for you when you get your weekly suicidal and depressive thoughts because you receive no answers to the questions on the TV show, Lost. He or she may be watching it with you or texting, and receiving equally as much aid to prevent violence to them or their loved ones. On the friend chain, they are most important to you than family or your bff during Lost.

1: Can you be my lost buddy tonight? Jordan isn't going to watch it until tomorrow.

2: As a Good Samaritan, of course I will.

by wutownbball40 March 16, 2010