I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

cool beans

A sweet ass song from the new movie "Hot Rod", also meaning cool, nice, awesome, etc.

Andy Samberg: "Cool beans?" Jorma Taccone "Cool beans."

by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007

pork and beans

The official food staple of Maine loggers.

"You men eat yo' dinner eat yo' pork and beans"

by debamas October 2, 2006

bats in the cave

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.

It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave.

by Dmented29 August 25, 2008

beans

Universally can be used as a descriptor for any type of pill.

1. Ecstasy/MDMA tablets
2. Klonopins (Possibly other benzos as well)

1. You think Ray can get some beans for the rave tonight?
2. I was soo beaned out last night, I can't remember anything

by matthead January 9, 2008