Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.

Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.

by Mjannechacha November 24, 2011

Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.

Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.

by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013

ground apple

Horse shit.

Dude, watch out for the ground apples!

by mtnscout March 21, 2016

Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016

Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.

"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."

by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018