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assholeiosis

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.
Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.
by briguy3 November 26, 2009
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Asshole-Face

A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor
Hey you broke my airsoft pistol! You "asshole-face"!
by pliskin64 December 8, 2010
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Asshole McDick

someone who is being a major asshole or a major douche bag.
Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.

Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!
by Tilly 2 Illy July 2, 2011
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asshole privileges

The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them
Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."
by zo101 December 7, 2012
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Assholes Inc.

The guy who made the top definition for dumbass.
Assholes Inc.: Promoting dumbassedness since 2003
by WildTrapper's Dictionary June 19, 2020
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temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.
Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.
by jerdez26 June 11, 2006
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High Asshole

After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'.

There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.

Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
OH great.. High Asshole of the DAY over here.
by Ali Meeli December 20, 2010
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