Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.
by Blumchuck January 12, 2015
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Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
by ThyReginator November 27, 2017
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Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.
“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked
by Carlz.t August 19, 2021
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Stank and wank

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank
by Jlarso69 March 25, 2016
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Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017
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Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.
by Steven Nutterbutter April 03, 2021
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