When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed
by Ma mums dead June 24, 2015
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes
You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1
by Lostmevirginitybeforemedad November 12, 2013
Apr 22 trending
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