by Mikey K January 1, 2005
Get the Samoa Joemug. To take a crap that is very noisy usually totally destroying the toilet bowl leaving clingers (pieces of shit that cling to the bowl, sometimes even the rim of the toilet where one would think that poo could never end up). Usually people outside of the bathroom, even in a totally different room can hear what is going on in there and make dirty faces.
"oh my God do you hear that. That is grose. He is dropping a major joe.
"He ate 4 borritos for lunch he is going to go drop a Joe some time soon. We need to leve ASAP if we don't want to get sick"
"He ate 4 borritos for lunch he is going to go drop a Joe some time soon. We need to leve ASAP if we don't want to get sick"
by The A1 February 4, 2007
Get the drop a joemug. Joe: “Wow, you know the thing, of that uh uh thing, I’m running for United States senate”.
Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.
Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.
Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
by Bigskinnyfatboi28 October 16, 2020
Get the Sleepy joemug. Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas
Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010
Get the Joe Bartonmug. A term on xbox live in which you hear the father in the background of the mic,and see the person gets offline real fast,lots of people say that their father slaps his meat on the person's head,neck,or back while saying............."MEAT SMASH" leaving them with scars all over.
Father:Wat you doing boy
Kid:nothin
Father:GET OFF THE GAME NOW
Kid:alright..
Father:Wait.....MEAT SMASH!!!!
Online Person:I could hear Bill get JOE WHITED.
Kid:nothin
Father:GET OFF THE GAME NOW
Kid:alright..
Father:Wait.....MEAT SMASH!!!!
Online Person:I could hear Bill get JOE WHITED.
by LA bill November 6, 2009
Get the joe whitedmug. by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 4, 2009
Get the camel joemug. Rare, complete and utter bad ass, better than chuck Norris, often known as a drug kingpin, can do anything he desires, no regard to others, many have high respect for such a person. Hates complaints and bitches.
Lives a wild live, similar to a king.
Lives a wild live, similar to a king.
by Peasantfallower January 11, 2012
Get the Papa Joemug.