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Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.
Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.
by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020
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hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?
I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?
by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021
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Dave

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.
Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021
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Dave

Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000
Dave you still owe me child support for my son, someone else is raising.
by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022
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Dave

“Where is Dave that sexy beast?”
by Cookies and creeem June 2, 2022
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dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.
Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal
by I*ESN December 17, 2013
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Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens
“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”
by David10101 August 6, 2022
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