Emergency pepper

When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.

when I go for a wank I grab the lube from the bathroom and the EMERGENCY PEPPER from the kitchen.

by Common Dora December 18, 2019

Dr Pepper

Dr Pepper was invented in Waco, Texas, and is the best soft drink ever to exist.

Smart Person - "Man, I love Dr Pepper."
Stupid person - "What's wrong with you?"

by camlikescars July 23, 2025

Red Hot Chili Peppered

As seen in the movie "Top Five", it's when someone sticks a tampon with hot sauce on it up someone's ass.

I pulled out my hot sauce and my tampon, and I shoved it up his ass.

You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did

by topfiveallnight March 27, 2015

Chili Peppers

15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.

"HOLY FUCK THESE CHILI PEPPERS ARE FUCKING MY ASS!"

by ErockTheParty December 8, 2018

CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.

Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?

by Clenched Pepper lover May 15, 2021

p p peppers

i love you aleks :)

you are amazing aleks i love you p p peppers

by aleksislife November 22, 2021

Pepper

To be abnormally fucking god awful at throwing a baseball in the strike zone but somehow still having a division 1 offer

Dang! He really choked an 11 run lead on 15 walks. He peppered

by The truth1747372)3 May 18, 2022