If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022

Don't fbi me

When you fbi someone, you ask many questions, probe, etc. In short, you kind of investigate someone's life because you are very curious about it.

Don't fbi me, ok? Man, I've been fed up with so many questions about my private life!

by Andycoe April 8, 2018

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

Bite me

Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.

Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me

by suckmaballz August 20, 2021

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023