ball harvesting

They threatened me with ball harvesting

by BlackBeard89 March 13, 2021

Water Ball Kiss

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss

"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

by hisoka's lover March 18, 2021

guy 1: I am dead
guy 2: loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020

The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”

I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.

by Maxxx90 May 4, 2020

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.

Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."

by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 9, 2016

Book the date fi di hot ball game !!

by anonymous89754 January 3, 2020