Fat cock

Oh! And that's the real reason you're not leaving your boyfriend after he cheats.

Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Fat cocks

"I know men who are ugly as fuck hetting laid every night" ~ Onlyfans girl

Hym "Do they have fat cocks? Because that will do it. That's how you know that this redpill 'confidence' and 'height' shit is just a euphemism. For real. You know it's the fat cocks you bitch."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

cock slurp

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

by G-Bone27730 April 08, 2019

Shit face cock master

When you fuck ur sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master

by Illegal memes for quackity March 21, 2020

Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 06, 2018

alphabet cock

penis shaped like the alphabet.

"woah hes got an alphabet cock

by sadlkghgiuas; November 30, 2021

J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock

I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.

by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018