Gay Macrophilia Syndrome

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is a made-up mental disorder that mainly affects macrophiles. Individuals with this disorder will often be sexually aroused by the thought of giant gay femboys, or have fantasies about them. Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is self diagnosed and usually cannot be cured for a long period of time.

Jimmy: "bro I think I have gay macrophilia syndrome"
Carl: "what the fuck is that"

by sample goober2 November 22, 2024

Chihuahua syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re much bigger and stronger than they actually are

That guys defo got chihuahua syndrome

by Observer of obvious clues July 10, 2025

tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

One more shot syndrome

This event occurs when Berry gets wasted and ask for one more shot and proceeds to puke all over Ozan's sink.

One more shot syndrome

by Anil Braum January 4, 2017

mass shooter syndrome

It happens to silent and quiet people when they encounter a situation and they get irritated inside.

John: she kept asking stupid questions in the meeting and I had this Mass shooter syndrome and couldnt tell her to shut up.

by Samooooooo July 26, 2023

lipstick discovery syndrome

The tendency to overuse something one has newly discovered. Derived from a hypothetical story about a cavewoman who is revived from being frozen in ice and is allowed to use lipstick for the first time. The result is an egregious amount of smeared lipstick in, on and around her mouth.

Tony just found the spot heeling tool in Photoshop and is removing all the spots from everything, including leopards! I think he has lipstick discovery syndrome.

by GlobalLeader August 30, 2015

donovan syndrome

A syndrome that causes the affected party to have severe retardation. The person affected with the disease has a low IQ, and thinks they can pull anybody but they really can't. They have 0 self-awareness and think everything is about them. The have a severe tendency to dickride any person with the letter X or R in their name. This disease affects 1/8,000,000 people.

"Yo bro my son stupid as shit bro" - Person 1
"Dawg he may have donovan syndrome" - Person 2

by d1meatrider December 3, 2024