There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.
A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.
A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
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Note: Usually people with low IQs don't understand the phrase, they think it sounds stupid and unnecessary. Sure they acknowledge what it means, but wouldn't ever use it in a sentence. To break down the concept of such stupidity to a confused intellectual, let's say a Panda bear hypothetically understood the concept of negative numbers. The panda bear acknowledges negative numbers, but never applies them into anything it has ever done nor ever will do. Mainly because Panda Bears are one of the world's dumbest creatures. The Panda bear goes on living it's ignorant life thinking the negative numbers have no relevance correlating to anything in the world. This same example can be used to explain why people think the term "Yardy" is so preposterous.
Note: Usually people with low IQs don't understand the phrase, they think it sounds stupid and unnecessary. Sure they acknowledge what it means, but wouldn't ever use it in a sentence. To break down the concept of such stupidity to a confused intellectual, let's say a Panda bear hypothetically understood the concept of negative numbers. The panda bear acknowledges negative numbers, but never applies them into anything it has ever done nor ever will do. Mainly because Panda Bears are one of the world's dumbest creatures. The Panda bear goes on living it's ignorant life thinking the negative numbers have no relevance correlating to anything in the world. This same example can be used to explain why people think the term "Yardy" is so preposterous.
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"oh man, I hope it rains at the junkyard tomorrow, so we get stuck in a car so I can get some yardblowies!"
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