Yardblowies is the act of receiving oral pleasure while scavenging for used auto parts at an auto salvage yard. It is highly sought after due to it's elusive nature, and it is difficult to find a female partner to orcastrate the act, due to their lack of enjoyment from being forced to accompany their partner at the salvage yard for extended periods.
"oh man, I hope it rains at the junkyard tomorrow, so we get stuck in a car so I can get some yardblowies!"
by LeeJayByrd April 25, 2019