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What you should be getting back to...
I need to get back.
Back where...?
To work.
But your at work!!!
I know...
by Mike Richards December 28, 2005
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hard work

1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.

2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
1)

" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "

2)

" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
by Jeffrey Douglas December 12, 2008
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wordology

The study of words and pronunciations.
If I have sex with you I will be late for my wordology class.
by Steve February 18, 2005
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Work Jerk

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Wet Work

Sexual act consisting of a men peeing on another men, often for money.
by Spiniox November 29, 2011
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Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.
COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.
by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010
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Net-Work

A term used when a Pro Wrestler uses the internet to trick his fans into thinking what he/she said online is real.
Did hear what Matt Hardy said on the internet? I bet it's another Net-Work.
by roundboy August 12, 2005
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