Tim Wolff

He is Batman.

Batman and Tim Wolff are the same person.

by batman26317 February 6, 2010

blacksheep wolf

brought up to be an evil person but turned out to be a good person!

ment to be evil and has ability to be most evil but is good

John Black was brought up to be one of the pack but became the blacksheep wolf of the wolf pak.

by a person who knows the truth February 10, 2014

Finn Wolfhard

He's Mike in Stranger Things and Richie in It 2017. Lots of girls want to be with him but they don't know that i'm already married to him. We had a donut-themed wedding last week ;)

girl: oh my god i wish i met finn wolfhard!
me: no bitch back off finn's MINE.

by finnwolfharduwu January 6, 2019

Wolf child

n: a wolf that has been reincarnated as a human who is childlike and lesbian in both appearance and behavior (i.e.- facial expressions may appear wolf-like, perhaps a butch-dyke hair cut; wide, guarded stance). With DNA tests, a “wolf child” is technically classified as human (and female), but her demeanor suggests that she is not of human species. Qualities of a wolf child include (but are not limited to) the following: an excessive need to be in charge and lead the pack, knowledge of everything on the sacred earth, closeness with Native American heritage, the ability to communicate with animals (specifically cats), and social isolation. The wolf child can also be spotted in various shades of purple. Despite her lesbian qualities, there is no proof of her sexuality. Also, despite her wolf-like ways, there is not documentation of her biting humans. She is vegetarian and likely lacks distinguishable genitalia.

adj: queer, awkward, unable to be explained in an human language

expressive word: at anytime, wolf child can replace any swear word; using “wolf child” as opposed to “shit, fuck, damn, goddammit” is somewhat less offensive and tends to create confusion to those who aren’t aware of the true definition of wolf child. Nevertheless, in some instances (i.e. around children and elderly), “wolf child” is more appropriate to use.

“Look! It’s wolf child howling at the blue corn moon!”

“Damn…I can’t tell WHAT that is…it’s very wolf child…”

“Oh WOLF CHILLLLLLLLLLLD!!! AHH! I just stubbed my wolf-child toe! WOOOOLLLLFFFFF CHILLLLLDDDDD!!!!!”

by SF409897 July 4, 2010

wolf tits

A girl who is really hairy and has dark hair and gross looking tits. One is inclined to think her tits look like those of a wolf.

"Oh gross, look how hairy that chicks legs are!" "Yea man I bet she's got wolf tits!"

by Missy MDOD December 7, 2004

Wolf Pussy

An abnormally large, very hairy (almost fur like) vagina sometimes having a greyish hue to it. Something you dont want to insert your penis in.

Randy sure is on the decline, i heard hes stickin it in some girl with a wolf pussy.

by CrazedCountryRebel June 25, 2012

Wolfbagger

Someone who wraps up a rabid wolf in a tesco "bag for life". This wolf must me wild and un-trained. The wolf is then executed and raped (in no particular order, although live wolves tend to bite).

1. "Shit, i went wolfbagging the other day and caught this 18st grey motherfucker. He couldn't chew through my bag for life though."

2. "Damn, He lost his balls?"

" Yeah, Matt Hanna always had a tendency to rape the live ones. Poor son of a bitch."

"Well, he was a wolfbagger. Learnt not to fuck with wolves the hard way"

by Chuck Norris (Wolfbagee) March 26, 2010