Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.

you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!

by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011

hood wacked

During oral sex, a man removes his uncircumcised penis and swings it towards the unsuspecting woman causing the hood to hit her in the face

she was going down on him and he pulled out and hood wacked her with his foreskin.

by harder faster September 6, 2012

Tough Wackas

Synonymous with 'Hard Luck'

Joe: 'm8 I totally failed that exam'

John: 'tough wackas'

by lols4u1 June 12, 2012

Paddie Wack

A girl with an amazing rack and ass within form of it's size.
A beautifully figured body
Nicely formed breasts and ass

She don't chit chat,
Not bout shit shat,
Cute face, runs track,
Nice fuck, half black,
Shawty's got a paddie wack,
And when all was said and done,
She went and sucked my sack.

by The Chang Gang- Dirty Jers September 1, 2012

jimmy wack

a kid named james that uses someone else hand to jack themselves off Last name usually starts with S

Jimmy got a jimmy wack from meghan

by Walter manner November 9, 2012

Hairy Wacket

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

by Weenar March 10, 2013

laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014