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Water Bed 

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.
Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?
Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit
Water Polo by _Makaela May 19, 2019

water treatment plant 

Arbitrary buildings along your driving route that treat sewer water. These buildings are scapegoats for your nasty farts.
Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!

Water Based Tea 

Water Based Tea is the best drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Water Based Tea is a complete winner who has a ton of high achieving goals and plenty opportunities of success. Water Based Tea Drinkers are strong life forms and could knock out anyone (especially Milk Based Tea Drinkers easily) The leader of Water Based Tea gang is “Ginger Snap Ganon” who is a famous Italian mobster/ rapper/youtuber/mixed martial artist. Ginger is so good at martial arts that it has been reported he whooped the ass of Milk Based Tea leader “Gomank” in the streets of Brighton. Water Based Tea has a ton of supporters, prominent examples include famous Latin American Reggaeton artist Jose Herrera aka “Jatari” and Emo artist “Rose Boy”. Ginger Snap Ganon is running representing the Water Based Tea party along with his vice “Rose Boy”. Water Based Tea is far superior to Milk Based Tea.
He drinks Water Based Tea? Oh, his dick is big
Water Based Tea by Rose Boy October 22, 2020

Water Parking 

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.
We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.
Water Parking by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Water Under The Fridge 

A mispronunciation of water under the bridge.
can also be taken literally, which means the person saying it needs a new fridge
(water is leaking from it, ofc its broken)
Sam: Damn I have water under the fridge.
Josh (yes that one): Buy a new one bruv