Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
by ActuallyVorteks November 03, 2021
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Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
by weg m January 08, 2013
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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Morticia (stan twitter)

The queen of stan twitter who reigns supreme above all.

has superior music taste

a white twink

“omg hi bestie morticia
MORTICIA
by Mortic1aAddams October 13, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)
by Twittlerio February 01, 2025
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Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"
by trutherbotnet May 18, 2020
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Twitter Sensitive

Of a person who is overly sensitive and gets offended very easily. Even if it wasn't meant to be offensive.
This type of people can be found both inside and outside of the internet, but most reside on Twitter.
Shut the fuck up Sarah! Why you gotta be so Twitter Sensitive.
by Dimwitted Fella May 21, 2021
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