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Great British flicker gooning

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
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Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.
John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.
by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025
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Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
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Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.
by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025
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Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.
Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.
by Lil jawn July 25, 2025
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Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.
I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.
by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025
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