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blind class

just a blind guy who is secretly stronger than all of the scp characters caz the fucking the plot
james : hey blind class read this and finish the spell thanks

blind class : blinks blinks
by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021
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blind stick

your friend is coming over soon
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
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my child broke my glasses
I am using a selfmade blind stick now.
by Krkič April 13, 2019
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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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blinded by clarity

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...
by Stefanie Durham January 14, 2011
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i turned a blind eye

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it
by CR29911 July 7, 2017
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blind kudos

When you scroll through strava and just give kudos without even checking out their actual activity.
Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?

Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.
by Mom4running March 26, 2024
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Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.
by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018
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