Ferris State University

Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.

Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!

by HouCou2003 October 31, 2022

United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.

As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.

by Knmagor November 10, 2022

Delaware State University

The most underrated HBCU in the country in a dry state. DSU is a campus full of beautiful women and some GROWN DAMN MEN that are serious about their future. And not to mention our Aviation program is one of the many hidden gems along with the college of business... don’t sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !

Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .

by Unknown10009 March 6, 2021

Lyndon State College

Where your dreams come to die.

Dude there is no way I am attending Lyndon State College for another semester, I've never had to deal with such bullshit.

by Steve802 March 15, 2010

Florida State University

The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.

That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.

by Steve Spurrier June 30, 2004

separation of church and state

An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.

We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.

by DarkMillennia September 4, 2003

state-paid vacation

Time served in jail, prison or any correctional facility.

Scott received a 9-month state-paid vacation for driving under the influence with a suspended license.

by boratfan1 February 10, 2010