Cheese in the wind

'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)

Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:

A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)

A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!

B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!

C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!

D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!

by Sub30 Mainstream June 28, 2007

Ball cheese

A greasy , creamy substance with a pungent sweat-like odor that forms in the folds of the male scrotum area. It has also been referred to as ball-cheese and nut-butter

- I didn't take a shawer after work , so when she went down on me and started licking my nuts, she got a few good servings of fresh ball cheese.

-Some women just got hooked because I always have a fresh supply of ball cheese waiting for them.

by KKK619 March 20, 2008

fumunda cheese

A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..

Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts... Murwahahaha

by EvilToasterPastry August 1, 2003

Chucky Cheese

A place for petifiles to scout out potential victims. Place of choice for snatching is generally the ball pit.

Hey Derrick how about we go down to Chucky Cheese and hang out in the ball pit?

by Kayleen August 16, 2006

Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

koma cheese

Put it simply, its a sarcastic way of saying that I'm lonely af. Koma cheese was mentioned in the anime called Oregairu 2 (My Teen Romantic Comedy: SNAFU - Season 2) by Iroha Isshiki as "eating away your loneliness" in a slightly funny way.

Paul: What were you doing on Valentine's Day?
Pebble: I was eating koma cheese. LOL

by pebtionary March 6, 2017

Some cheese

When something is absolute bull**** and dosent make sense of how it happened.

You: "well bro she was calling me daddy over Snapchat and telling me to cuddle with her. But then when I was with her she wouldn't even let a n**** get a peck before I left"
Bro: "damn man that's some cheese"

by Themaster696969 July 17, 2017