Brown Butterfly

When you've taken a messy dump and look at the first wipe.

The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.

You're a goddamn brown butterfly!

by Dnice456 April 23, 2017

Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

by Seanye721 October 15, 2020

brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 16, 2006

Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

by Vunc July 26, 2019

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021