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Test the waters

When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.
Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.
by Bopmeister June 5, 2018
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The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.
The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Crash Test Dummy

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
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two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
by shenzy August 8, 2008
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Teets

Matt Teets
See; Bridgteets.
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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water test

The seal of approval for vagina taste test. If the vagina doesn't taste like bottled water, something is wrong with it. Probably infected, defected, reflected, and should be rejected That is an indicator of uncleanliness on the female's part. Means she is probably a filthy dirty slut and you should terminate on sight.
In the Future song "Long Live the Pimp"

Future states "Bad yellow bitch and her pussy taste like water"

This bad yellow bitch obviously passed the water test.
by jusdndouglas March 6, 2013
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Chuck Testa

(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.
Player: Holly shit dude did I just die?
Friend: Nope, you're Chuck Testa, see, move the stick.
by CatharticLethargic October 30, 2011
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