Where the girl is taking it like a champ on her back, and just as the guy is about to go, he punches her directly in the stomach, and simultaneously blows it inside of her.
Bill: "Hey Tom! Did you hook up with Sally last night?"
Tom: "You bet i did! I Teen Mom'd her skank ass too!"
Bill: "You're the gnarliest dude i know."
Tom: "You bet i did! I Teen Mom'd her skank ass too!"
Bill: "You're the gnarliest dude i know."
by missawoss March 25, 2011
Get the Teen Mom mug.Pretty self-explanatory, an adolescent that does not contribute to any aspect of life (others' lives or even their own) and waste otherwise productive hours with meaningless hobbies or tasks.
Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.
Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.
1.) Greg is such a teen sloth. I heard he slept for 18 hours straight because he spent the last 5 days texting until 3 am.
2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.
2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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by motherfucking redneck hick motherfucker February 12, 2005
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Get the teenage rims mug.Stupid little girls between the ages of 10-15
they like bands, such as fall out boy or MCR or green day, just because they think one member is hot, and they are sooooo gonna mary them! Like Omfg! They drive real fans insane. Another defenition is a greenie bopper , which is a teenie that likes green day, just because they saw american idiot video on mtv, and think Billie joe is "Totally like Hawt!! oMFg!"
they usually copy fashion they see in magazines like pink leggings, ballet pumps, and a top that says little devil or daddys princess ect, instead of making their own style and being unique. They only like things because its 'hawt or popular'.
teenie also say stuff like Omfg! (oh my f****** god) and omg! and Lyke that rawks!)
they also stereyotype people,like just cos ur wearing black theyll be all omfg ur such an emo!
they like bands, such as fall out boy or MCR or green day, just because they think one member is hot, and they are sooooo gonna mary them! Like Omfg! They drive real fans insane. Another defenition is a greenie bopper , which is a teenie that likes green day, just because they saw american idiot video on mtv, and think Billie joe is "Totally like Hawt!! oMFg!"
they usually copy fashion they see in magazines like pink leggings, ballet pumps, and a top that says little devil or daddys princess ect, instead of making their own style and being unique. They only like things because its 'hawt or popular'.
teenie also say stuff like Omfg! (oh my f****** god) and omg! and Lyke that rawks!)
they also stereyotype people,like just cos ur wearing black theyll be all omfg ur such an emo!
teenie: Omfg have u seen the american idiot vid? Like, am soooo gonna marry billy jo! Hes so friggin hawt!!!
me: Its BILLIE JOE. learn 2 spell u freak. do u like green day then?
them: who? omg all i like, said was that i like billy jo. whos green day?
me: Its BILLIE JOE. learn 2 spell u freak. do u like green day then?
them: who? omg all i like, said was that i like billy jo. whos green day?
by UltimateSaint September 6, 2007
Get the [teenie] mug.A child between the age of 12 and 18. When a teenager becomes an adult, they become mature...no the other way around! Abbreviated to teen!
The teenager foolishly went along at the children's immature plans. What teens aren't supposed to be.
The teenager intelligently guided the children into the right path. What teens are supposed to be.
The teenager intelligently guided the children into the right path. What teens are supposed to be.
by Augusta Freelance August 20, 2013
Get the Teenager mug.A person between the ages of 13 and 19. Personality traits may vary between specimen, but many general traits can be established as generally universal among the teenage population. These traits consist of the following, but are not limited to:
- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"
- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"
Bob: "Hey, Jim! How's your son doing?"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"
by BsThebenster December 4, 2014
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