Pablum

A very, very minor or "baby" problem that usually takes more time to discuss than solve. It is usually over-stated in an annoying way.

Boss: "You are behind on your sales numbers for the month by 2.5639%. What are you gonna do to make it up!?"

Employee: "Dude, I'm gonna burp ya - cuz that is not a real problem, it's a "PABLUM".... and pablum is for babies...".

by JS Campbell February 20, 2008

Pablum Gear

really soft comfortable clothing

Carol couldn't wait to get home and rip off her work clothing and jump into her pablum gear.

by Worth December 29, 2007

The Pablum Post

Observations of a world gone wrong and where the humorless are banned.

Did the boss leave yet? I need some The Pablum Post time with my computer.

For folks that enjoy butts, balls, booze, boys, and things that go BOOM!

by Your Names Here February 14, 2012

eschew pablum

A choice to engage with ideas and information that are challenging, complex, and meaningful, rather than settling for what's easy or superficial.

Rather than support the weak and poorly developed political effort, Pablo chose to eschew pablum.

by akconstant June 27, 2025

Daryl Palumbo

Lead singer in Glassjaw and his side project Head Automatica(makes you do all kinds of funny things, like dance in your seat.) These bands are simply amazing. Also helped write songs for Finch.

Person 1: I love glassjaw.
Person 45: I love Head Automatica.
Person 532: I love Daryl Palumbo, he is the singer for both those great bands.
Person 764: I agree.

by &eskimo; April 12, 2006

Luca Palumbo

A FAT ITALIAN WHO THINKS HE IS COOL BY PLAYING FORTNITE ON A NINTENDO SWITCH! BUT DON'T FORGET HE HAS TO BUY HALF OF HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT. HE IS SUPER ANNOYING AND HE LIKES MOMS. HE MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE YOUR AUNT TOO. IF HE EVER DOES SOMETHING MEAN TO YOU HE WILL APOLOGIZE AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR HIM. BUT THEN HE WILL BACK STAB YOU AND GO BACK TO DOING IT AGAIN. ALSO DONT SEND HIM ANY POSTS ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE HE WILL GET MAD AT YOU.

STOP BEING SUCH A LUCA PALUMBO

by THE REAL LIFE LEPRECHAUN January 3, 2020

anthony palumbo

a common fellow any native west long brancher has seen walking down the street at least 1 in his/her life, anthony enjoys walking to 7-11 to get slurpies and going to mcdonalds with his friends. also called "the ansta" . hes a pretty cool dude. and hes gonna be famous one day i sware.

(screams out of car window) yo palumbo!!!or ANTHONYYYYY!!
i love anthony palumbo woohoo

by ur mommmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaSTA February 25, 2009