Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.

"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"

by El-Leppard June 30, 2019

City Boy Tan

The opposite of a farmers tan. White on the arms, red/tan on the chest and back.

“Look at this city slicker with no shirt on!”
“Aye boy, you lost? Why you so white on the arms and red on the chest?!”
“You got that City Boy tan goin!”

by MajesticMullet June 17, 2020

raccoon tan

Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.

He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.

by marcho2016 August 22, 2016

Tan

A person who, at the age of 14, will look like a 24-year-old but will behave like a shitty little 4-year-old

I have no idea what you’re talking about! I’m just Tan

by Imamerican September 15, 2018

Zihao Tan

It’s a very common Chinese name.

Zihao Tan is from Weifang, and he was born in 1993.

by Goosier November 22, 2021

tan a bifta

To quickly smoke the remaining half of your 'fag' behind the local Spa.

"'ere yaz, let's tan a bifta what i found in me mum's ashtray... nob 'ead"

by Catherine S Boucher March 28, 2009

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022