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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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Strawberry nippy

1. Strawberry flavored milk from the Nippy brand.

2. A white woman's nipple
1. Mother: "What drink do you want?"

Child: "Strawberry Nippy!"

2. Dude bro 1: "Yo have you heard what Tiffany is calling herself online."

Dude bro 2: "Yeah, Strawberry Nippy; after her strawberry pink nipples."
by lord_frogfricker July 16, 2021
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strawberry gashes

jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?
by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce October 16, 2022
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Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.
Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.
by tomtom117 April 15, 2022
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Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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strawberry rails

The preferred snack of Boat Boy. Is it a cereal, we don’t know but they are delicious
“Aye what goin on, y’all got Strawberry rails here”
by WEEWABBA October 30, 2023
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Strawberry Dream

When a woman gets her period during a wet dream
Thismorning I woke up and had to throw away my pajamas and bedsheets after having a very messy strawberry dream
by ItalianStallion15 February 23, 2023
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