Look outside... Fuck... Id rather get an Elm Street Reach Around than sit in that traffic jam for 3 hours.
by BLACKLIST187 March 31, 2011
Get the Elm Street Reach Around mug.When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
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A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014
Get the grocery store song mug.A sexual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. One partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. In an act of sexual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.
Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.
by ReasonablePrudentPerson November 16, 2016
Get the Austrian Street Sweeper mug.A single and song from The Cure's 1989 album Disintegration. It was released as a single and was featured in an episode of 13 Reasons Why.
by NevermindNirvana August 4, 2018
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Hey Dad where you going?
I gotta run to the Gook Store to get some smokes.
Will you get me some candy?
Yeah
Forgets candy.
I gotta run to the Gook Store to get some smokes.
Will you get me some candy?
Yeah
Forgets candy.
by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018
Get the Gook Store mug.Well, "shop" and "store" are mostly the same.
Therefore, "the store" is a store that is well known both by the speaker and the addressee.
99% of the time that means the grocery not far from where the speaker lives.
Therefore, "the store" is a store that is well known both by the speaker and the addressee.
99% of the time that means the grocery not far from where the speaker lives.
"Yeah! Hi! I'm at the store mom... Are we running low on something?"
"The store is still working, gotta grab some more beer before too late"
"The store is still working, gotta grab some more beer before too late"
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