A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
by Shortstuff419 January 13, 2023
by fagmaster69 July 12, 2020
by Cum back to back October 04, 2021
While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021
Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 02, 2015
the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.
Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
by Kumar Ramukenstein May 02, 2011
A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.
#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999
#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999
"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."
"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"
"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"
"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022