Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

stoner hill

it’s the hill where all the crack heads go to skip P.E or some little rich kids smoke there 24k weed or solid gold wax pens. kids go down there after school with there rich ass friends to go to mcdonald’s where half of the kids are kicked out of or to go to vons and steel shit.

bro are you going down stoner hill after school

by cindy s brown September 3, 2019

stoner

Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...

Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner

by Samy Black September 22, 2015

stoneritis

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.

Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."

by cmike April 14, 2022