seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.
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This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.
Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!
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Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!
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Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!
by Mitchell H. September 28, 2005
Get the Dirt squirrel mug.the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.
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Get the german flying squirrel mug.adj 1) to be "squirrel mastered"
2) To have a great opportunity to knock some boots with a member of the opposite sex and someone swoops in and takes your prize with no notice and no time to react.
Definition based off the situation in "Half Baked" between Kenny, Nasty Nate and the Squirrel Master where the "squirrel master" saves kenny from Nasty Nate taking his cocktail fruit.
2) To have a great opportunity to knock some boots with a member of the opposite sex and someone swoops in and takes your prize with no notice and no time to react.
Definition based off the situation in "Half Baked" between Kenny, Nasty Nate and the Squirrel Master where the "squirrel master" saves kenny from Nasty Nate taking his cocktail fruit.
When your working on a 3-some on new years eve and out of nowhere a lesbian comes flying in saying "thats my threesome bitch", you just got "squirrel mastered" ala the lesbian.
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Get the Squirrel Master mug.Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.
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