Slonk

To violently hit something

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground

by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024

Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024

snonky

A word used to define something as silly or ridiculous, in a playful manner.

My cat can be such a snonky bum.

by Jade Stone Alt February 22, 2024

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024

Sfonking

The action of sucking the snot out of someone's nose and drinking the mucus then puking it out and using it as lube for gay sex.

Fuck it, lets go sfonking.

by acrellox March 6, 2024

Sbonko

A foolish and or unusual act/person

Person 1: “I sbonko’ed so hard!!!”
Person 2: “How???????”
Person 1: “I chopped off my left arm!!!!!”
Person 2: “You’re such a fucking sbonko…”

by Shulkin_Brit April 20, 2024

Spanked

Extremely exhausted, not able to do anything at all.

Bro 1: You bro you playin *game* tonight?
Bro 2: nah dog, I’m lowkey spanked.

by myguyandrew May 23, 2024