speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."
by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020
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colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
by lyder3ybc November 08, 2021
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speed eater

Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.
"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
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speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.
"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
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Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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Naked Speed

A slang term for anything or anyone thats is faster than usual; originally came from the southwest section of Philadelphia where the Africans be at
“That hellcat just slid down the block wit naked speed
you just did the job with naked speed bro”
by NSB Blax January 21, 2024
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Speed wipe

Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
by john_doe 123456 July 09, 2009
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