Roberto

he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk

a roberto

by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011

oral roberts

Performing oral sex on yourself

She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.

by Bstro December 13, 2003

robert

Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.

"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."

Or

"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"

by anonymous2121 July 31, 2008

Roberts Creek

The nicest town on the Sunshine Coast. Full of rich people, builders and hippies. Really expensive property, but nice beaches.

Person 1: Hey wanna go to Sechelt?
Person 2: Fuck that Roberts Creek is way nicer than that dump.

by Eight is equal to D. June 1, 2011

Robert

Typically a fucking asshole

Wow, Robert is an asshole.

by Testacleese December 19, 2016

Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.

Christopher Robertson is great in bed

by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015

The Uncle Roger

When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.

I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.

by TheWolfManxl1 May 22, 2021