get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

by uncleboonie November 4, 2003

Dumb retard

An individual who's idiocy surpasses the normal limit of retarded-ness.

Sharon: "Look at that guy Carlos, hes trying to write with the wrong side of a pen haha"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"

by CSDJamaica July 20, 2014

retard change

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

by romeojul November 26, 2007

retard shuffle

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.

While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.

by jizzellalala March 21, 2007

functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

Retard Strength

Retard Strength is natures way of making up for the lack of brains in a particularly stupid individual. It often does not have visual appearance, but nevertheless, retards tend to have super-human strength. Retard strength is found in half-retards as well as full blown speds.

Guy 1- Holy shit Aurrichio! How are you so strong?!?

Guy 2- Dude, don't mess with that jackwagon. He has retard strength.

by Jabawaki May 5, 2011

retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.

Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009